Quotes

"A man who won't die for something is not fit to live." --Martin Luther King, Jr.  

 

"Because there is good and there is evil, and evil must be punished. Even in the face of Armageddon I shall not compromise in this" -- Rorschach (The Watchmen)

 

"Beware when the great God lets loose a thinker on this planet. Then all things are at risk. It is as when a conflagration has broken out in a great city, and no man knows what is safe, or where it will end." --Ralph Waldo Emerson  

 

"Fall seven times, stand up eight." -Japanese Proverb  

 

"Government is not reason, it is not eloquence, it is force; like fire, a troublesome servant and a fearful master. Never for a moment should it be left to irresponsible action." --George Washington  

 

"Heisenburg probably rules." -Anon  

 

"High explosives are applicable where truth and logic fail." -Anon

 

"I disapprove of what you say, but I will defend to death your right to say it " --Voltaire

 

"I do not know with what weapons World War 3 will be fought, but World War 4 will be fought with sticks and stones." --Albert Einstein

 

"I haven't failed, I've found 10,000 ways that don't work." --Ben Franklin

 

"I still say a church steeple with a lightening rod on top shows a lack of confidence." --Doug McLeod

 

"I was provided with additional input that was radically different from the truth. I assisted in furthering that version." -Colonel Oliver North, from his Iran-Contra testimony

 

"I will permit no man to narrow and degrade my soul by making me hate him." --Booker T. Washington

 

"I'm fed up to the ears with old men dreaming up wars for young men to die in." --George McGovern

 

"Imagination is more important than knowledge. " --Albert Einstein

 

"In case of nuclear war, prayer in schools will be okay." -Anon

 

"In no sense do I advocate evading or defying the law ... That would lead to anarchy. An individual who breaks a law that his conscience tells him is unjust, and who willingly accepts the penalty of imprisonment in order to arouse the conscience of the community over its injustice, is in reality expressing the highest respect for law." --Martin Luther King, Jr.

 

"Is life so dear or peace so sweet as to be purchased at the price of chains and slavery? Forbid it, Almighty God! I know not what course others may take, but as for me, give me liberty, or give me death!" -Patrick Henry

 

"It is better to be violent, if there is violence in our hearts, than to put on the cloak of nonviolence to cover impotence." -Gandhi

 

"It was a considered attack on the Government. We are criticizing the mentality that can send young boys to war. The mentality of war is far more obscene than we could possibly be." --Andy Palmer (Crass)

 

"Justice is incidental to law and order." -J. Edgar Hoover

 

"Never hit a man when he's down. He may get back up again." -Anon

 

"Never hit a man with glasses; hit him with your fist." -Anon

 

"No one can make you inferior without your consent." --Unknown

 

"One death is a tragedy. A million deaths is a statistic." --Josef Stalin

 

"People who think they know everything are a great annoyance to those of us who do." -Anon

 

"Please provide the date of your death." --from an IRS letter

 

"Rednecks and bombs don't make us strong."--Dead Kennedys

 

"Suppose you were an idiot, and suppose you were a member of congress; but I repeat myself." --Mark Twain

 

"Taxation WITH representation isn't so hot, either." -Anon

 

"The best minds are not in government. If any were, business would steal them away. -Ronald Reagan

 

"The Church says that the Earth is flat, but I know that it is round. For I have seen the shadow on the moon and I have more faith in the Shadow than in the Church." --Ferdinand Magellan

 

"The journey is the reward." -Taoist Saying

 

"The military don't start wars. Politicians start wars." --William Westmoreland

 

"The most heroic word in all languages is revolution."--Eugene Debs

 

"The pen is mightier than the sword, until it runs out of ink." -Anon

 

"The problem with the gene pool is that there is no lifeguard." -Anon

 

"The taxpayer -- that's someone who works for the federal government but doesn't have to take the civil service examination." -Ronald Reagan

 

"This country, with its institutions, belongs to the people who inhabit it. Whenever they shall grow weary of the existing government, they can exercise their constitutional right of amending it, or exercise their revolutionary right to overthrow it." --Abraham Lincoln

 

"Throughout history, it has been the inaction of those who could have acted; the indifference of those who should have known better; the silence of the voice of justice when it mattered most; that has made it possible for evil to triumph." --Haile Selassie

 

"Time is the fire in which we burn." -Gene Roddenberry

 

"To err is human. And stupid." -Anon

 

"To laugh often and much; to win the respect of intelligent people and the affection of children; to earn the appreciation of honest critics and endure the betrayal of false friends; to appreciate beauty, to find the best in others; to leave the world a little better; whether by a healthy child, a garden patch or a redeemed social condition; to know even one life has breathed easier because you have lived. This is the meaning of success." -Ralph Waldo Emerson

 

"Tourists are terrorists with cameras. Terrorists are tourists with guns." -Anon

 

"War does not determine who is right - only who is left." --Bertrand Russell

 

"Wars have never hurt anybody except the people who die." --Salvador Dali

 

"We are not without accomplishment. We have managed to distribute poverty equally." -Nguyen Co Thatch, Vietnamese foreign minister

 

"We don't necessarily discriminate. We simply exclude certain types of people." -Colonel Gerald Wellman, ROTC Instructor

 

"We have just enough religion to make us hate, but not enough to make us love on another."--Jonathan Swift

 

"We, and all others who believe in freedom as deeply as we do, would rather die on our feet than live on our knees. -" -- Franklin D. Roosevelt, Letter to Viscount Halifax, June 19, 1941

 

"We've got to pause and ask ourselves: How much clean air do we need?" --Lee Iacocca

 

"When the president does it, that means it is not illegal." --Richard Nixon

 

"When you are courting a nice girl an hour seems like a second. When you sit on a red-hot cinder a second seems like an hour. That's relativity." --Albert Einstein

 

"Whenever you find yourself on the side of the majority, it's time to pause and reflect." --Mark Twain

 

"Worship the gods, listen to their advice, but don't lend them money." -Anon

 

"You need only reflect that one of the best ways to get yourself a reputation as a dangerous citizen these days is to go about repeating the very phrases which our founding fathers used in the struggle for independence." --Charles Austin Beard

 

"Your food stamps will be stopped effective March 1992 because we received notice that you passed away. May God bless you. You may reapply if there is a change in your circumstances." -Department of Social Services, Greenville, South Carolina

 

“A straight line may be the shortest distance between two points, but it is by no means the most interesting.” --Dr. Who

 

“And you, madam, are ugly. But I shall be sober in the morning.” --Sir Winston Churchill in response to Bessie Braddock, who told him he was drunk

 

“Computers are useless. They can only give you answers.” --Pablo Picasso

 

“Fight war, not wars, destroy power, not people.” --From the band Crass

 

“Go away, I'm all right.” --The last words of H.G. Wells

 

“Hardly a competent workman can be found who does not devote a considerable amount of time to studying just how slowly he can work and still convince his employer that he is going at a good pace.” --Frederick W. Taylor

 

“He who laughs last, hasn't passed out yet.” --Unknown

 

“History is a lie agreed upon.” --Napoleon Bonaparte

 

“I don't want to achieve immortality through my work. I want to achieve it through not dying.” --Woody Allen

 

“I have left orders to be awakened at any time in case of national emergency, even if I'm in a cabinet meeting.” --Ronald Reagan

 

“In Italy for thirty year under the Borgias they had warfare, terror, murder and bloodshed but they produced Michelangelo, Leonardo da Vinci and the Renaissance. In Switzerland, they had brotherly love; they had five hundred years of democracy and peace and what did that produce? The cuckoo clock.” --Orson Welles to Joseph Cotten in The Third Man, 1949

 

“It has been said that democracy is the worst form of government except all the others that have been tried.” --Winston Churchill (1874-1965)

 

“It is impossible to make anything foolproof, because fools are so ingenious.” --Roger Berg

 

“It matters not whether you win or lose; what matters is whether I win or lose.” --Darrin Weinberg

 

“Killing is an excellent way of dealing with a hostility problem.” --James Coburn in The President's Analyst, 1967

 

“My dear child, you must believe in God despite what the clergy tells you.” --Benjamin Jowett

 

“Nothing wrong with shooting as long as the right people get shot.” --Clint Eastwood in Magnum Force, 1973

 

“Only two things are certain: the universe and human stupidity; and I'm not certain about the universe.” --Albert Einstein (1879-1955)

 

“The most exciting phrase to hear in science, the one that heralds new discoveries, is not "Eureka!" (I found it) but "That's funny..." --Isaac Asimov

 

“The object of war is not to die for your country but to make the other bastard die for his.” --General G.C. Patton (1885-1945)

 

“We shall go on to the end, we shall fight in France, we shall fight on the seas and oceans, we shall fight with growing confidence and growing strength in the air, we shall defend our island, whatever the cost may be, we shall fight on the beaches, we shall fight on the landing grounds, we shall fight in the fields and in the streets, we shall fight in the hills; we shall never surrender.” --Sir Winston Churchill

 

“When I take action I’m not going to fire a $2 million missile at a $10 empty tent and hit a camel in the butt” – President George W. Bush

 

“Why is it that if you kill a man in war your are a hero, but if you kill a man outside of war you are called a murderer?” --Jonathan Grimes

 

“Yes, God made man first, but there's always a rough draft before the final copy.” --Unknown

 

“You can get more with a kind word and a gun than you can with a kind word alone.” --Al Capone

 

“You can't imagine the extra work I had when I was a god.” --Hirohito, Emperor of Japan (1901- 1989)

 

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